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EVIDENCE THAT SMELLS
Marry ?
SON :: "I will choose my own bride."
FATHER :: "But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter."
SON :: "Well.. in that case...ok.."
Next Father approaches Bill Gates....
My song
which bear fruits when properly raised by water of sensible emotions
it may be a gem or a rising sun or a shining moon, but for me
its like any other feeling with added importance and emotions
A companionship that has a taste of its own
Thanks
Wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in last couple of years.
Because of your kindness:
* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.
* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
Friend...
" Friendship is the bridge between two human beings."
"Friendship is the bridge between earth and Heaven."
"Friendship is the bridge between the known and the unknown."
Law :)
love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
first law:
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
One Prof.
He held it up for all to see; asked the students,' How much do you think this glass weighs?'
'50gms!' .... '100gms!' ......'125gms' ......the students answered.
Ants...
Just then an eleplant comes and jumps in the pool..
All ants got out of water...
One ant climbs at the back of the elephant.. and all other ants started
shouting at him...
Now the question is what does they tell him???
Socho socho...
Socho socho.....
Love Lesson #3
Well This love Lesson is :
Opportuniy ?
for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The Indian says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home".
Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.
