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ASIAN? what are we?

Posted By srndpty911 on Thu, 27/12/2007 - 04:46 in

It really bothers me when people assume Asian to exclusively include all the oriental people!  Indians are part of asia too!  I don't know if thats just something prevalent here in the states, or around the world, but either way, will someone please recognize that Indians are Asians too!!! 

Funny....

Tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway
when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.
After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she
hands him another handful of peanuts.

HEIGHT OF EVERY THING

Posted By vinay1234 on Tue, 20/11/2007 - 13:57 in

1.What is height of Fashion?
A. Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
A. Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is the height of laziness?
A. Adoption.
5. What is height of Craziness?
A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.

How smart this tiny boy

Posted By muku19692 on Sun, 04/11/2007 - 12:36 in

A first-grade teacher, Ms Neelam (Age 22 ) was having trouble with one of her students

Tax & Tax :)

Posted By Simpson on Tue, 30/10/2007 - 15:15 in
Qus. : What are you doing?
Ans.: Business.
Tax: PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) Qus. : What are you doing in Business?
Ans.: Selling the Goods.
Tax: PAY SALES TAX!!

3) Qus. : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans.: From other State/Abroad
Tax: PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

Funny one..

Posted By OmGuru on Tue, 30/10/2007 - 12:25 in
Bubba went to a psychiatrist.
"I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody
under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy."

"Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come
talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of
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