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Lawyer

Posted By kiran kumar on Tue, 08/04/2008 - 15:09 in

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said,
"I'm here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything."
"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer, "I'm here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."
The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

The Elephant And The Ant

Posted By Samay on Sun, 07/10/2007 - 12:11 in

This elephant was walking through the jungle one day when she got a thorn in her foot. The further she walked, the more sore it got. After a while she started to limp. After a while, this ant walks up and asks, "Hey, what’s the matter?"

The elephant answers, "I’ve got this thorn in my foot and I would do anything to get it out."

Must read!!

Posted By manya on Sat, 28/04/2007 - 22:37 in
Guys I came across this joke which really got me laughing with my back touching the floor!!
Driving Styles ... One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window . – Sydney
 One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn - Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator... – Boston

funny one!!

Posted By rima on Fri, 27/04/2007 - 21:28 in
A man was speeding down the road at 100 km's when he looked in his
rearview mirror and saw a police car coming with its lights flashing
and
siren blaring.
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