Nine words woman use

Nine words women use... 

1.) 

Fine   : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are 
right and you need to shut up. 

2.) 

Five Minutes   : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more 
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 

3.) 

Nothing   : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,  
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing 
usually end in fine. 

4.)

  Go Ahead   : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 

5.)

  Loud Sigh   : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement 
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an  
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing 
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 

6.) 

That's Okay   : This is one of the most dangerous statements a wom a n 
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard  
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 

7.)

  Thanks   : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say 
you're welcome.  

8.)

  Whatever  : Is a women's way of saying  F@!K   YOU! 

9.)

  Don't worry about it, I got it :  Another dangerous statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but  
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's 
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!